The 2007 Private Dick Awards Ceremony
Please keep acceptance speeches under 2 minutes, please.

The Golden Magnifying Glass Award goes out to the individual who best exemplifies the qualities inherent in a top notch detective (which some people prefer to refer to as a "private dick"). These qualities include, but are not restricted to, the ability to check email and then to share these email findings with others, such as on a friend's blog's comment section. Not only that, but the fictional sheriff's department also recognizes the speed and alacrity with which said private dick responded to the posted APB. Without further ado, I'd like to present the Golden Magnifying Glass Award to the #1 detective, Laura Green. All hail Laura Green! *applause*



On a side note, sometimes really simple tools are really funny when you think about them. Like a hammer.